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A "hood up day" is a phrase used to describe any day for which:
One's physiological state is less than preferable on awakening.
AND the course of action taken to rectify this situation is to conduct the daily routine in a hooded sweatshirt with the hood of the aforementioned sweatshirt up over one's head.
causes for a hood up day may include: flu, swine flu, man flu, female "tummy aches", TVOD, GFDI (girlfriend disengagement illness), BFDI (boyfriend disengagement illness), embarassment, lazyness, depression, cock blocking, WBCFS (work backlog chronic fatigue syndrome), FPS withdrawal syndrome, being mauled by a bear, failing an exam, rape, car sickness, realisation of lack of funds, watching "marley and me", bad night's sleep, no night's sleep, post mid day nap dizziness, dehydration, hunger, bad hair day, failure (all forms) and rejection
However the most common cause of a hood up day is the consumption of copious ammounts of alcohol the previous night, resulting in a catostrophic hangover.
Example 1 (as an exclaimation, and an explaination)
man 1: oh, hi steve i was wonderi...
man 2(interupts): HOOD UP DAY!
man 1: ok maybe later.
Example 2 (used in a phone convesation)
girl 1:hi
girl 2:oh, hiya jen
girl 1:seriously becca, you have to come over and make me feel better i'm having a massive hood up day
girl 2:i'm on it i've got the little mermaid on dvd, but you need to decide, cookie dough or phish food
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A. The thing used to described the possibility of a thing that has has or hasn't happened before you get to know whether it has in fact happened or not....maybe
B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
A. As you can see, there is a probability wave of the cat being alive and one of it being dead, and also one for any stage in between or any other possible state and also for the cat not existing, and also for there to be something entirely different in the box.
B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
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literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.
on a train
did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!
yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree
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i onlty watch FOOTBALL MATCHES on the telly, not "soccer games", you idiot
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to facebook someone's mum
similar to kicking someone in the mum
eg1
"steve, why are you facebook friends with my mum?"
"because you just got mumbooked"
eg2
"how are you going to get back at him"
"i'm gunna do some mumbooking"
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to be used in a ironic sense when something really bad happens, or to be used as a comically verbose way of saying not very good.
preferable can also be substituted for other words in order to better fit the situation, such as "cool", "awesome",
"heterosexual", "believable", "attractive", "exciting",
"subtle"
"damn it, all my coursework was on that computer, this is less than preferable"
"i swear, that is not mine"
"that's less than believable"
"wow that three hour lecture on the composition of soil was less than exciting"
"really, you're wearing a pink tank top and hotpants? well that is less than heterosexual"
"mate, wtf, you're fucking my mum?!"
"yeah, i guess that for you this arrangement is less than preferable"
"oh shit my blood tests are back and they're not good"
"well, that's less than preferable"
tv-"every day millions of people die of starvation"
"well, that is less than preferable"
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