When your delivering food, but itâs for a local curry house and not deliveroo
John works at spicy tadka,
Oh you mean deliveroo
No itâs for a local curry house
When something isnât actually that good, But you want to emphasise that it is in your mind to the boys.
You- Oh my days this burger is unreeal!
The boys - Itâs just a cheeseburger mateâ¦â¦
When your mates all call you Reg but your real names Dean that make you a poosyole.
Ayyy yo is that reg? Nah thats Dean heâs a poosyoles
When someone procrastinates over everything and is always late due to procrastinating.
Yooo did you for the spacers?
No man, I took to long procrastinating that I ran out of time.
Oh, a classic beaucrastinator