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The transfer of high pressure gas from the anus to the object adjacent. Usually accompanied by violent vibrations and sounds and followed by a very undesireable odour, which may persist for a long period, and/or a pungent residue.

Kaz: Was that an earthquake?
Biff: Or did flash just bury one on our new carpet?
Kaz: (gasping for air) that bloody dog needs help!

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