one-way ticket

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

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hidey hole

When someone is active in a group chat but not typing anything. Most notably in apps where you can see if someone is currently looking at said group chat (e.g. Snapchat, Google Hangouts, etc.)

"I see you there... in your hidey hole..."

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acronym for "goodnight my little babushkas mommy loves you my hamsters i love all my little shitters equally go back to your anthill my little clamsters mommy lo"

Vinnie: "goodnight my little babushkas mommy loves you my hamsters i love all my little shitters equally go back to your anthill my little clamsters mommy lo"
Ruby: "gmlbmlymhilamlsegbtyamlcml"

mmil

Acronym for "made me incostruably laugh." Because the adverb "inconstruably" does not exist, it can properly reflect the degree to which something made you laugh when you are in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Yzma: "Sauce"
You: "MMIL"

teeter totter

When you and another individual take turns on a singular charger, switching off when a device dies.

A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
A: "We can teeter totter, dude."
B: "Oh okay."

cabity

Alternative spelling of "cavity", a decaying area of a tooth.

A: "All that chocolate, damn near caught a cabity"
B: "A what"
A: "Cabity"

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