Kodiak

Kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of Alaska. It is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. It has the crappiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it's rain. The majority of the island is run by fishermen and Filipinos. Walmart is the highlight of this shithole. Most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at Walmart, or both. Nicknames include: K-Town, K-Hole, Shit-Hole, The Rock, and Emerald Isle.

Child: "Mom, I my life is really shitty"
Mom: "Don't worry, dear, just think of those poor souls trapped on Kodiak and you'll feel better"
Child: *thinking*..."Wow, Mom, you're right!"

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