jim carrey

perhaps 1 of the best actors in the history of actors and is prob 1 of the best current actors

jim carrey and jerry seinfeld are my idols

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the finger

sign launage for FUCK YOU!!!!!

the only sign launage i kno is the finger

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cleaned up

When you are wearing a suit and look good as hell.

After I put on my suit, I thought to myself, damn man you clean up real nice

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floating cherry

when a EXTREMELY horny virgin who is about to get laid is on a waterbed waiting 4 her boyfriend/girlfriend 2 go see her naked waiting 2 get fuked.

Last night i came home and saw a floating cherry in my bedroom

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the game

OK, for all of those people out there who think that game is a member of G-UNIT, that is not true. The Game is not, and I repeat, IS NOT part of G-UNIT, (the members of G-Unit are 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and Olivia) he is signed to Shady AfterMath not to G-UNIT, Dr.Dre and eminem put 50 cent and The Game together so that The Game could devoloup as an artist. And because of this, everyone assumed that The Game was signed to G-Unit, but let me repeat it one more time incase everyone out there isnt clear about this, THE GAME WAS NEVER IN G-UNIT, HE IS SIGNED TO SHADY AFTERMATH, NOT TO G-UNIT.

to everyone who thinks the game is in g-unit, YOU ARE WRONG, HE IS IN SHADY AFTERMATH.

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eifflel tower

a tower in paris france

da eiffel tower is big

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pile up

a "pile up" is when u take a monster shit, and when da shit gets piled up on da otha shit.

omg man, afta i ate dat spicy ass taco bell, i had such a big ass pile up it was starting 2 overflow in da toilet.

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