cookie monster

a puppet on Sesame Street who sounds like the faggot ass wannabe rapper named ja rule

ja rule sounds like the cookie monster

15👍 50👎

pimp lotion

pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm

last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself

16👍 10👎

cut

short for a new haircut.

damn jeff, you just got a fresh new cut

5👍 10👎

i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

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extra credit

when ur HOT ass teacher wants u 2 stay after skool so she can fuck u

2 days ago mrs.rydalch was wearing skin tight jeans, a thong, and a lil t-shirt dat had her boobs poppin out, and she tol me 2 stay afta skool 4 sum "extra credit"

37👍 43👎

puff my magic dragon

the mean for "puff my magic dragon" is when u give a man a blow job nasty style.

did u hear wat happened to gil and dena? yesterday at steffans party, they went to the bathroom and she "puffed his magic dragon" for an hour.

21👍 15👎

out of control

when something is so bananas (meaning cool) it isnt even funny.

Gil holding up a car magazine: Damn man have you seen those new rims?
Me: Ya man, those rims are out of control.

68👍 20👎