sex me up

Something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.

Math teacher: So if we take the square root of 23 we get....
Me: SEX ME UP!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)

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den

a slang term for your house

in my skool everyone either saz, house, crib, or casa, while im prob the only one who saz den

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the curse

ok, let me get this straight, THERE IS AND NEVER WILL BE A SUCH THING AS A CURSE!!!! I've said it before and I'll say it again three hundred trillion times if I have to. Its is just some retarded ass excuse that the worst team in baseball the red sox. And it is funny and just goes to show how right I am, that when the red sox were loseing they always would say "Well, its not our fault its the curse of the bambino!" but once they win a world series, the "curse" suddenly went away. And another thing, how the fuck do you get a curse from tradeing Babe Ruth to the yankees???

The curse is a bullshit excuse and the red sox STILL and will ALWAYS suck the yankees balls.

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keep your pimp leg shakeing

when a man who is a pimp gets all his females and macks with them in front of everybody

OOOOOOOOO!!!! Doug da pimp is keeping his pimp leg shakeing

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team whore

a team whore is a gurl who has sexual intercourse with the whole sports team (either basketball football baseball track etc)

OMG!!! i knew delilah was a team whore!

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g-unit

OK, for all of those people out there who think that game is a member of G-UNIT, that is not true. The Game is not, and I repeat, IS NOT part of G-UNIT, (the members of G-Unit are 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and Olivia) he is signed to Shady AfterMath not to G-UNIT, Dr.Dre and eminem put 50 cent and The Game together so that The Game could devoloup as an artist. And because of this, everyone assumed that The Game was signed to G-Unit, but let me repeat it one more time incase everyone out there isnt clear about this and for that moron "Da King" who put a definition of g-unit above me who said that The Game is a member of G-UNIT, THE GAME WAS NEVER IN G-UNIT, HE IS SIGNED TO SHADY AFTERMATH, NOT TO G-UNIT.

The guy who said the game was in g-unit is a fucking idiot and needs to get his or her facts straight before posting definitions.

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Fantasia Barrino

A ugly ass lady who won the third season of American Idol, but she has NO talent what so ever and looks like a man with her short ass hair is uglier then a monkey who got hit in the face by a train, has big ass lips which look like two sausages glued to her face, and when she sings she sounds like a cat in a washing machine.

Fantasia Barrino sucks music wise, is ugly as hell, didnt deserve to win american idol and if you hear her name for the first time it sounds like fantastic barrito

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