Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.

“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”

Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!

Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!