A James Pullniga

A James Pullniga is a unicellular organism that doesnt have the brain comprehension to get good results from any maths tests. Often is found in dank gutters and often takes the form of characters like "heimlich from bugs life" and franklin the turtle. If u manage to slay one of these creatures you will find estrogen pills fueling the existence of diabolical massive gyno milkers. A common trait of these animals are the red dots formed around its mouth (speculated to be herpes or aids from monkey). One of the only mouth breathing unicellular organisms in the universe.

Daddy Donohoe: Eww is that dumpster diving fat piece of shit 'A James Pullniga'
Ethan: It would appear so, it has massive gyno milkers and somehow male genitalia