do-be-do-be-do moment

The first time a queer person recognizes their queerness when they find themselves caught between a desire to *be* an attractive person of the same gender and their desire to *do* that person.

Fits under the same umbrella as "thirsty," but with more specific implications.

The first time I saw Captain Janeway in that pink silk nightgown, my head completely exploded. It was my first do-be-do-be-do moment and I will remember it for the rest of my life.

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.