Alice

An ‘Alice’ is a interesting species of female.

These creatures are well-known for their lack of ability to reply in a time period under 6 hours.

However, Alice’s also usually have a few qualities.

A list of these are;
• calling you often
• keeps secrets
• rarely, but sometimes goes behind your back.

Almost everyone could do with Alice as a friend, except few will find her difficult and high maintenance. (Such as myself.)

Keisha: Oh my days have you seen the personality of that new girl?

Becky: Corrrr, she’s defo an Alice. Proper hard to deal with.

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lucy

big batty
huge tits
proper leng
pengest figure
best personality

best humour and taste in music
overall just mwah

ben: ive got a proper hardon for lucy
ryan: gheee man init she’s leeeng