mystery mark

An ATAR (Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank) below 30.00, where the exact number is not recorded in order to spare students great shame and humiliation. Your only options after this point are TAFE and hospo.

Jonno: Did you hear Steph got a mystery mark?
Tommo: Fuark, her rents are gonna be pissed.

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the scray

Informal nickname for the Melbourne suburb of Footscray, the rapidly-gentrifying home of uni sharehouses, theoretically thousands of Victoria Bitter singlets and shitty pub rock bands.

DAVO: You end up going to that gig in the scray?
DAZZA: Yeah, man. I love Wil Wagner so I had to go.

Young Labor hack

Noun. A young Australian, usually a student, who decides to get involved in politics but chooses the most boring party possibly in the entire Southern Hemisphere - the Australian Labor Party. Well-renowned for thinking they are actually incredibly progressive.

JONO: I don't think the Sun Herald is actually all that biased.

DAZZA (to SHARON): Don't mind Jono, he's just a Young Labor hack.

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