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Golden Slipper

A bottle or jug, usually gallon size, filled with urine and thrown on the side of the freeway by truckers who don't want to stop to take a piss. Usually explodes when dropped or thrown, smells of death. Legend has it, if you can return the slipper to the trucker who created it, it will turn to solid gold and he becomes your very own personal angel.

Person 1:Holy shit, did you see that truckers golden slipper explode when it hit the concrete!?
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!

by pipefitter September 4, 2017