bingo bum

Unclean sherrif's badge resulting in brown stains on pale upholstery. Resemble the marks made by bingo markers but smell worse.

I had to buy a brown couch as my husband suffers from bingo bum.

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mingivitus

Swollen and painful minge. Can be due to sexfection or violent rubbing.

"Doctor, my flange is kiling me, I think I have got mingivitus"