Lucent

A "lucent" is a slang term for an older male

Lucents are classified by their:
Unemployment: Lucents are unemployed and do not attempt to become employed.
Laziness: Lucents spend their day on the bed, consuming junk food and watching television.
Hair: Lucents are unable to grow a full beard or moustache, and most are bald to some extent

The term "Lucent" is a portmanteau of "lose" and "cent", attributing to the fact that lucents frequently lose and misplace their money.

Person 1: The man in the next apartment never comes out. It's as if no one lives there at all.
Person 2: He's a lucent, it's better to ignore their type and let nature take its course.

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