p3n0r

More of the same lame-ass "1337" online language, referring to the more common pen0r or penor, meaning "penis"

Anyone who might venture to use this terminology is an idiot, and should be dealt with by severe beatings or vivisection.

Idiot: "p3n0r!!!!1111oneoneonewonwonwon"
Sane person: "I will kill you now."

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roofies

1) Rohyphenol
2) Common term for a drug used to render victims unconscious or incapacitated; typically used by males from college fraternities to rape female(or possibly male) victims because they, the frat kids, can't any poontang any other way due to their lack of basic social skills, idiocy or missing chromosomes.

"Dude, I think Brad's finally gonna get some tonight!" said Chad
"Why do you say that, dude?" asked Ted
"He totally slipped a roofie in that blonde chick's drink!" replied Chad
"Dude! Awesome! Delta Delta Delta!! Wooo!" hollered Ted.

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billyfied

1) Extremely whiny; apt to cry about one's partner being mean.
2) Antonym for hardcore
3) pussy

1) This emo is friggin' billyfied.
2) That's just about the most billyfied thing I've heard you say, you nance.
3) Quit being so billyfied.

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double secret

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

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Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

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