Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

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bloody pikey

Liam is this

Liam, a bloody pikey, went to the store to buy bread but instead was given a pogo stick since the storekeeper couldn't fucking understand him.

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fe-mullet

a female lesbians mullet
grossest longest dirtiest mullet ever

mandy moore

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lerppu kyrpa

A "Soft Cock",

A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.

Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.

Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.

You fakking Lerppu kyrpa!

Your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!

That was Lerppu Kyrpa.

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skeet

Noun: used to describe bustin a fat load on that bitches chin, or any other facial area

that bitch was suckin my dick n right became i came i skeeted on the ho'

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rem

short for REMtard, or retard...also rem boy and remmy, u get the idea

"fuck off you rem" also "you're such a rem"

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squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart

Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over

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