Allinghamitis

Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.

Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.