Pedophiling

The act of being a creeper.

I was up late last night, and I saw a man pedophiling outside my window.

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Mr. Sanderz

The name Winnie the Pooh lives under or by.

From the introduction of the first Pooh Bear video "Winnie the Pooh & the Honey Tree."

"Winnie the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Mr. Sanderz, which means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and he lived under it."

"I live under the name of Mr. Sanderz."

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Shaka when the Walls Fell

Nerd euphemism for "epic fail."

(From Star Trek: The Next Generation
Episode "Darmok")

kid slips on banana peel

Nerd: Ha ha! Shaka when the walls fell.

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