dogshit-in-dogwater

Like the term dogshit, but doubled in severity.

"Twitter is such a dogshit-in-dogwater website."

clipfiend

to tryhard in a videogame or play extremely stylishly in order to rack up clips of your own gameplay

"that dude plays Ultrakill like such a clipfiend"
"every time he plays Captain Falcon in SSBM I can tell he's clipfiending"

Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.

An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."