brinkbae

the great person you meet right before you go through a big change in your life, like moving away to a new city or getting a new job for example, but they are a person that you can't bring with you to the new phase in your life

Sevita: hey what's up man, where's your gf at?

Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae

cuburb

A town that's somewhere between urban and suburban. It's like a child of the urb and the suburb, hence cuburb.

Famous: where do you live?
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb

disytf

"dude i showed you that first”

when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web

Jerry sends a video of an ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo to George, and then five minutes later...
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!

Catheist

A person who believes that there are no other gods in existence, apart from cats.

Dude1: what's your religion man?

Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats

Dude1: rad

Mob Barley

It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.

Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.

Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.

Grandma: Brecisedly!

Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!

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Sheeptivity

An activity that only sheep partake in.

Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.

Ned: Hey, wanna go for a dinner and a movie tomorrow night?

Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*