mpc

Massive Power Cock, not a massive cock, but a cock with a massive amount of power, theres no oxford comma here!

Woah baby, jam that MPC in mah butt, Daddy needs some arse destruction! Make that bitch smoke!

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kerminated

To have your job or role eliminated by a muppet.

John's been kerminated, I'll miss his sexy dancing the most!

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"