St Mary's

no matter what anybody tells you, a popped collar on this campus means you are a tool. yes, a tool.

get used to ducking and/or getting hit with discs on a regular basis, saying hi to gus and gertie, waking up to enigmatic chalk messages all over campus, hearing phish or o.a.r. or some other jam band shit blasting out of windows everywhere you go, and getting mud on every pair of shoes you own.

Q: haven't you heard of st. mary's? we're the top public honors college in the country!

A: dude, there are only two.

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