tits North

Laying flat on one's back with both breasts facing upward towards the ceiling. Can be used interchangeably with South, West and East; laying on one's stomach, left side, or right side, respectively.

There I lay, tits North, fantasizing about how I would quit my job and tell my boss to go screw.

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machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

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