Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

Ryan Gosling In Drive

Carrying yourself in the manner that Ryan Gosling, in the film, "Drive" would.

Freddy: "Man, that guy is getting pussy left and right."

Andy: "He's being Ryan Gosling In Drive."

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