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Rust

Definition 1: A shitty programming language that people think literally everything needs to be rewritten into.
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.

RIP all other programming languages

Example 1:
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>

Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>

Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>

by pls dont rewrite me in rust August 1, 2022