AJ

A guy that just can’t seem to locate a woman’s pleasure spot. Just doesn’t know where to put his hands and makes you uncomfortable in the most awkward situations. Can’t take a hint but will somehow make you like him. Once he has successfully gained your trust he will proceed to fuck all your best friends and be surprised when you find out. Overall AJ is terrible and will probably end up living in his parents basement for eternity because McDonald’s won’t let him live in the dumpster out back.

Ugh the new guy is such an AJ.

Aryana

The best. No explanation needed.

Guy 1: I wish Aryana was my gf.

Guy 2: yea me too