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Are you really THAT bored? Well, listen to my story:
When I was 10 years old, I really wanted a bike. So I secretly set up a lemonade stand infront of my friends house. So me and my friend had to make some lemonade. But instead of using lemonade powder, we used RAW flour. It kinda looked goopy, but we were kids, we didn't know any better. So we put it in a jug and set up our stand. We had our first customer, a woman with 2 kids. They bought our lemonade and drank it. I don't know if they later spit it out, or threw it away, because it was DISGUSTING (and gloopy). Later in the day a man rings the doorbell of my friend's house. The man demanded to know what we put in that lemonade, and when he found out what we put in it, he was mad. Remember how we put raw flour in it? We the man explained that she drank the lemonade. She said that she would feel bad if she threw it away, so she drank it all. Well, guess what. She got sick and went to the hospital. By then my friends mom came home and was furious. She called my mom and we both got grounded for a month. I am 17 now and I am still friends with the guy and we still talk about it sometimes.

Person 1: hey
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Person 1: cool listen to my story