April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

Spingle Borb

Spingle Borb is just one of those dumb words you would hear from a average middle schooler, the thing is it's a name for Spongebob.

*Mother Yucker Timmy walks into class with new hair cut* "Bro is not Spongebob, he is Spingle Borb."