Pneu

I am pneu, pneu is also defined as a tire.

Your car's pneu looks new
I gotta buy a pneu for this car as a replacement

Pneumonia

Pneumonia is the best minecraft youtuber as it has been said by the greatest youtuber of all time PewDiePie also known as Felix Kjelberg.
It's also a fucking disease

He is almost as good as Pneumonia

You know I will be as good as Pneumonia in minecraft
Minecraft is too easy for Pneumonia