Eargasm

Unexpected musical build up that causes an inexplicable, bean tingling sensation when the first few notes hit the aural senses, they make you hairs stand on end, your toes tap and your hardened soul warm up and feel inexplicable senses that don't require chocolate, caffeine or external stimulants

Holy moses I just had the mother of all eargasms after hardcore hodge dropped that piano tune

pump sandwich

The act of farting into a cupped hand and presenting it to someones nose.

Man: Are you hungry
Woman: Sure
Man: Here, have a pump sandwich

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