stink palm

To contaminate something with your grubby, sweaty hand. (Has nothing to do with wiping your ass, dumbfucks).

The guy working the drive-thru at DQ stinkpalmed my change.

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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

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O O

A not un-attractive, not un-fuckable female atty with peroxide blonde hair, fake tits and a persistent Ultram habit and fondness for porn. who once showed her titties to some of her colleagues, hence "O O".

"I'd like to lick O O's puss and cum on her tongue."

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