Soccer

The FALSE term for football. Americans stole the term football for their ponsey version of rugby, which is stupid because they barely use their feet. If americans say soccer in Britain, they usually become hospitalised by hooligans.

Yank at a football match in britain: "Hey limey this is a good soccer match eh?"

*a riot breaks out* *Yank is rushed to hospital* *yank survives gets a plane home, vows never to come back to Britain (yay)*

Airport atendant back in america: "Anything to declare?"

Yank: "yeah dont go to britain and call football, soccer"

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