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Kira

A man who usually has a kink for hands and has a stand (jojo's bizzare adventure) who loves to explode people (women especially)

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

by poiuqwr February 8, 2023


poiuyqwertlkjhasdfgmnbbvzxc

You are either trying to find something else to define that hasnt been defined yet or you are incredibly bored so you have tried everything you can think of. but then you had this bright idea to try to type this and see what pops up. And im sorry but this has been taken on the date of April 10 2023.

person 1: I GOTTA DEFINE poiuyqwertlkjhasdfgmnbbvzxc BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES *checks if its defined* NOOOOOOOO-

person 2: shut the fuck up

by poiuqwr April 10, 2023

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user69420

some goofball who decided to make thier username "user69420"

billy: im gonna make my username user69420!
ron: bro you are so unoriginal

by poiuqwr February 7, 2023


GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Susie from a game named DELTARUNE asking his friend kris WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE.

Susie: GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Kris: *awkward silence*

by poiuqwr February 10, 2023

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TikTok

No. I am not doing this. Fine I'll do it. TikTok is a site that is 99% cringey kids making TikTok "trends" (dances that make you want to kys). You can maybe find about... 2 videos that are funny in a year on TikTok

John: yo i actually found a funny TikTok video.
Ron: w h e r e.

by poiuqwr February 13, 2023


OVERKILL

When you usually have a weapon in a game that hits so hard it feels like its too much
Formally overkill is a glove is slap battles that costs robux (such a ptw!) and it truely is overkill as it has infinite power (estimated 300)

Bob: YOO I FINALLY GOT THE HYPER BEAM!
Jack: isnt that a bit overkill?

by poiuqwr February 8, 2023


PTW

(i am only making this because i saw 1 fucking real definition of it) PTW means pay to win and most people use it when someone buys something that is op. (overpowered)

quintivoulisshittlefart : yo thats too op how did you get that
ron: i bought it and why the hell did you make your username that
quintivoulisshittlefart: ptw and dont ask about my username

by poiuqwr February 10, 2023

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