asexual

Asexuality is the sexual attraction to the letter 'a'. Asexuals can also be attracted to the sounds it makes in the asexual's native tongue, such as 'ay' or 'ah'.

Not to be confused with the other kind of asexuals who are sexually attracted to the village of Å in Norway.

Random Person: Have a nice day!
Asexual, now dripping wet: You had me at "A".

That many people are asexual nowadays is often attributed to the proliferation of the ABC song in recent decades, which imbued the letter A into the minds of millions of children.

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