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When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.
Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted
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Only the best fucking thing this world will ever know. They're green, always got a smile on their face, but slowly going extinct. They kidnap women over the age of 78, stuff them in their cave, and shove their urine down the ladies throat.
Bill: So have you heard about the Normiesaurus in the area
Frank: Yeah.. my grandma never came home last night
Bill: mega r1p
The adjective used to describe only THE MOST ELITE and deserving people, which is very few on top of the fact that it is only females. Only one has ever been born and shes smart, a girl, and goes to school. not to mention funny and nice and goes by the name of "Lil Brooke"
person 1: Is that the schoolgirl..
person 2: damn.
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A floob is honestly just the evolution of noob. When people don't understand how to use the word "noob" and just use it for someone that killed them, you can actually use floob without any comment in return like "lol do you know wut noob means XD" from some 10 year old on roblox.
Child 1: You FLOOB
Child 2: Do you know what... wait whats a floob
Child 1: Hueh.
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The nickname of an abusive German hypocrite that slaps people with barbed wire.
Person 1: Oh god, Peebo is back..
Person 2: And he looks angry..
Pebo: Nein! Komm her, damit ich dich bestrafen kann!
Person 1 & 2: Crap
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