Eternally Sunshined

To forcibly remove or erase a particular memory of a person, place, or thing through voluntary physical brain damage.

Dude1: Dude, I couldn't go on living still thinking about my ex girlfriend. So I had my cousin hit me over the head with a 2x4 and I totally eternally sunshined that bitch.
Dude2: Dude, no way!
Dude1: Who turned off the lights?
Dude2: Dude, your ear is bleeding, and we're outside.

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Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.

Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!

Dude... Wait, what?

A commonly said phrase by someone who is nicely baked when they are unaware of the situation.

(while high)
Angel:(slowly) Hey so you wanna go grab some pizza, i'm pretty hungry, aaaannndd i want some pizza. you hungry for some pizza?
Daniel: Dude... Wait, what?
Angel: You wanna get some pizza?
Daniel: Alright, but i'm not sharing.

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