mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

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drainpipe

An area where you might pass out. If you go all out, that is.

If you go all out you might pass out in a drainpipe - Brendon Urie

sunflower seeds

what Mr Sir eats in holes

"Mr Sir was eating sunflower seeds"

father

What Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker.

Luke, I'm your father.

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orange

1) the donald trump colour

2) the colour of one's skin once they've gotten a fake tan with a price too good to be true

wow he looks really orange

she looks too orange

China

Donald Trump's side chick

"Donald Trump really loves China"
"Yeah I know"

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typical white person

a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.

"Hey, see that guy over there?"
"Oh, him? He's just a typical white person off to yoga"
"Wow"

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