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Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. YouҀ™re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 8, 2021


put on your pajamas arthur

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

by ponytrekker February 1, 2014

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

by ponytrekker July 17, 2005

111πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


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Big fat fucking titties.

She has whopping ( . ) ( . )

by ponytrekker March 2, 2005

56πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

225πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022


slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022