Honk

the noise mooses make

honk goes the moose

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canadian idol

A spinoff of American Idol that is rigged just like the original but is made much more obvious.

Canadian Idol's telephone lines made me vote for Jenny when I voted for Ryan, again.

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Hangina

A lampshade made from cloth material, which is pointy at the top and is labelled: "Hangina".

"Hey! It's a hangina."
"It's a hanging."

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pretty kitty

A felin that loves his owner but will put a paw up if he is felling down.

Hey pretty kitty(put's paw in owners face)!!!!!!!!

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freedom fries

a gay ass politically correct name for french fries.

i shove freedom fries up my ass

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brilla

mix between brilliant and thrilla
meanink fukn wickid!!

that waz hell BRILLA!!

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gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

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