Melissa Carey

This bitch is a lesbian. But she covers it up by dating boys with names such as matt or dan. She's a cool girl to hang out with but don't be surprised when she kicks you out of the bed in the middle of the night for taking too much blanket. Melissa Carey can be used as a verb to show violence in the middle of the night but not remembering it the next morning or an adjective to explain a closet nerd.

"Wow dude you Melissa Careyed me last night"
or
Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"

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