Hollister

A store were women go to get clothes and were men go to get a dick up the ass. Hollister is the gayest sector of any mall, on the same spectrum of A&F. FUCK HOLLISTER.

Dude 1: "Hey guys, I just went to Hollister and bought the coolest torn jeans."

Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."

Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."

Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"

Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."

Dude 1: "OK!"

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