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when someone poops into your asshole while talking with a lisp
he just got a dipasquale!
tasty
12π 20π
when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch
when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut
11π 8π
the act of eating cheesesteak omelets off of an asian girls hair
that dude just got a sheintoch
freaky
3π 4π
when someone superglues their ass to your face
that fat guy just gave that dude a BOyer
i sure hope he doesnt poop!
53π 43π
when someone drinks 200 ounces of liquid in one day, holds in the pee, and then pees on a hot girls tittys with so much pee that it looks like a little lake. Then you shit on the piss/titty lake and proceed to fuck the shit out of the girl with your face buried in the lake titicaca
that dude just did a lake titicaca
That is both hot and gross
22π 34π
gorilla i saw at the zoo that was extremely hairy
casey is the hairiest gorilla in the zoo
210π 890π
when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!
Haha! I still see your cumstache
6π 2π