Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

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tso

the coolest guy ever

Tso is cool.

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late

Late; Lated; The act of Lating.

Utterly dominated, destroyed, owned, raped, superior.

Killed by one shot to the head from a .50 cal Desert Eagle.

"ONE DEAGED, LATE"

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tamagotchi

tamagotchi's are were cool, weren't cool, cool again. but they do their business about every five seconds
my recomendation? don't get one, no need. plus you cant turn them off

"aw crap my tamagotchi just took a dump again"

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Gave

A mispelling of Gayve.

See Gayve.

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heemz

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also poop

-headmove-
-throws jazz out of house-

Boston Steamer

The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.

I left Bertha a Boston Steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.

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