Schlode

A penis that has qualities of perfection. The girth of a chode; alongside the length of a shlong. You might find that people named Cooper Rutledge have a “Schlode”

Cooper Rutledge has the NICEST schlode!

Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade