That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.
Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!
Talking shit to someone, trying to start a fight or brawl.
Hey Tim, You got my back? These fools over there are lipjacking me!
The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.
That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.
Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.
Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.
This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!