donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism