unvirgin mary

a threesome involving two girls and a guy

Vanessa, Jane and Jeremy were involed in an unvirgin Mary last night

Rogue Band of Misfits

A group of individuals willing to hang out, make fun of each other, make fun of others, go out to eat and make bets on the status of an adjacent table's relationship then chase a member of the table down when the excuse themselve to the restroom to interogate them to see who wins the bet ; all the while looking out for one another

"I think they are on their 2nd or 3rd date" -Brigid
Rebes stands to walk over to the table, we make her sit down.

Girl at adjacent table goes to the restroom. Rogue band of misfits member, Brigid chases here down for recon. Both ladies return

"They have been dating for 9 months" -Brigid

Then the drinking commenses and the mother of co-founder Keith joins the ROUGE BAND OF MISFITS

7👍 3👎

Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child

I took my porch kids to the concert.

Another Quality Fold

Sometimes referred to as AQF, is an obnoxious poker league where slow plays are encouraged, yet ridiculed, cussing, drinking and sarcasm are prerequisits, members usually are gifted nicknames from other players or their spouses, this is not where the meek at heart gather.

cards are delt.
"call" -says bubbles
"raise"-says jACK-oFF
"Another Quality Fold" says tiger

Another Quality Fold is said to have occurred.

mobile shaghi

Mobile Shanghai is when somebody unplugs your phone and plugs in theirs to charge it.

"your brother took my phone off the charger and charge his phone!" Said mom.
"He oulled a mobile shaghi"