popular

a popular is usually a girl aged 11-15
defining features:
1-must have at least 5 other friends who are populars
2-must think they are it
3-must be in the top half of the school because they coppied their friend's work
4-must bitch about people behind their backs, and then smile sweetly at them whilst cackling at their mates
5-must almost always be a chav
6-boyfriend must be 'lush'
7-must have at least one playboy accessory
8-must have 'jane norman' or 'kokai' bag
9-must ring up all 'popular' friends the night before school and tell them what hairstyle you will have so you all come in with exactly the same hairstyle
10-must be 'popular' as the name suggests, but not in a good way
11-must wear at least an inch of mascara, and two layers of make up

popular 1: omg that boy is mint!
popular 2: i know
normal person:excuse me, I can't get through
popular 1:(patronisingly) oh sorry (shares manic laughter with friend.)
popular 2:belches
popular 1: omg look at my pink nike trainers and my 'Jane Norman' bag, I am so hot
popular 2:omg don't be so modest!
popular 1: lets go to the toilets and smoke

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